1 00:00:02,019 --> 00:00:06,800 I haven't had sex since my divorce, and I'm pleased to report I still like it. 2 00:00:08,580 --> 00:00:11,640 That was an amazing night. 3 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:16,340 You screamed a lot. I was just so proud of us. And I've always been a loud 4 00:00:16,340 --> 00:00:20,140 lover. It runs in my family. My dad was a screamer. I don't mean to kink shame. 5 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:24,520 But why are you grabbing your own butt so much? Oh, full disclosure, I was 6 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:28,220 having some real bad cramps back there. Maybe next time our foreplay could 7 00:00:28,220 --> 00:00:29,600 include a little light stretching. 8 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,020 Oh, you nasty. 9 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:33,580 I'm going to make you some coffee. 10 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:35,500 I know just how you like it. 11 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,380 Flat white. 12 00:01:13,770 --> 00:01:15,210 Good morning, everyone! 13 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,490 What a beautiful day to be alive! 14 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:25,070 As I was saying, that bus was going pretty fast. I am so sorry for your 15 00:01:25,070 --> 00:01:26,070 loss. 16 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:31,250 All right, team. Our next patient tested positive for... Tapping that ass? 17 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:33,930 It happened. I had sex. 18 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:34,969 Time of smash? 19 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:39,430 11.30 p.m., again at 7 a.m., and there was a little sleepy rubbing somewhere in 20 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:42,250 the vicinity of 2. Twice and a sleepy rub? 21 00:01:42,850 --> 00:01:43,850 My man. 22 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:47,670 I gotta get back. I think I can convince her to do it with me one last time. 23 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:49,590 Hey, pre-5? It would save me a trip. 24 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:56,200 I can't do this all on my own. No, I know. 25 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:57,860 I'm no Superman. 26 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:03,040 I'm no Superman. 27 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:08,960 A floor? Three, please. That's also the number of times I had sex last night. 28 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:14,680 Three, please. But not for any sexual reason. 29 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,360 Dude. What? 30 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:18,250 Charlie is amazing. 31 00:02:18,570 --> 00:02:21,810 I honestly think I'm starting to fall for her. Please say you didn't tell her 32 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:26,010 that. Of course not. I hired Joey Fatone on Cameo to tell her that. Check it. 33 00:02:26,370 --> 00:02:27,370 Hey, what's up, Charlie? 34 00:02:27,670 --> 00:02:31,950 Joey Fatone. I hear that you and J.D. are in sync. 35 00:02:33,490 --> 00:02:37,570 Dude, you always do this with women. You catch feelings and then you go way too 36 00:02:37,570 --> 00:02:41,150 big. Not always. And I know, I know I should have sprung for Justin, but I 37 00:02:41,150 --> 00:02:45,620 can't afford Justin because, spoiler, I got you Lance for our anniversary. 38 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,080 We said no gifts. Nobody ever means that. 39 00:02:48,540 --> 00:02:51,140 I wasn't the only one feeling the warm fuzzies. 40 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,620 Something was in the air. Wait, guys. I love fall. 41 00:02:55,060 --> 00:02:57,640 Mm-hmm. We get a muff. Your people get a whole season. 42 00:02:57,900 --> 00:02:59,420 Your people? Basic white bitches. 43 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,680 Mm-hmm. 44 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:04,780 Huh. Why does every leaf I cut look like a penis? I'll admit it. I love pumpkin 45 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:06,600 spice and yelling, slaughter weather! 46 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:07,960 Slaughter weather! 47 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:09,660 Oh, my God, they're everywhere. 48 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,740 Everywhere. You guys, fall is the time for rebranding yourself. 49 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,380 In middle school, I changed my name to Raven. In high school, I dabbled in 50 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:19,840 radical environmentalism. In college, above the belt lesbian. 51 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:22,980 If you're only touching blouse, get out my house. 52 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:27,080 I feel like I've overshared a little bit now, which is so old Tosh of me, and I'm 53 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:27,839 not her anymore. 54 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,080 New Tosh is locked in and decisive. 55 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,020 Yeah, wait, no, wait. 56 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,240 Yes, decisive. 57 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,200 Well, I am the same old Asher, but more distinguished. You look like a pirate. 58 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,000 Arrgh. Sweater weather! 59 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:42,500 Oh no, did I miss it? I was firing someone. 60 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:47,620 Anyway, rumor has it that there's a new couple in our midst. 61 00:03:47,940 --> 00:03:51,020 Whoever you are, don't be afraid to come forward. 62 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:53,080 We celebrate love here. 63 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:56,840 As long as it's formally disclosed and you both sign this consensual 64 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:00,660 relationship agreement form. And remember, snitches get gift 65 00:04:00,660 --> 00:04:01,660 certificates. 66 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:05,380 If it's P.F. Chang's, I'm turning y'all in. 67 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:10,760 I didn't love that Dr. Cox was back here due to his autoimmune illness, but I did 68 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,780 love that he was forced to spend time with me. 69 00:04:13,070 --> 00:04:16,810 Judging by that delicate flush you've got going, I'm guessing some young woman 70 00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:20,610 got unlucky last night. You know, they say it's like riding a bike, but I've 71 00:04:20,610 --> 00:04:23,970 never worried if a bike enjoyed itself enough to let me ride it again. Thank 72 00:04:23,970 --> 00:04:27,450 you for ruining bikes and sex in one horrific sentence. Please proceed. 73 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:32,730 Okay. Let's see. Your myalgias and cough are gone, and the neuritis is better. 74 00:04:32,950 --> 00:04:34,030 Oh, I did that with willpower. 75 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:36,170 But your GFRs are so low. 76 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:39,510 Is this part of your grand plan to get my kidneys to fail so you can go ahead 77 00:04:39,510 --> 00:04:40,510 and give me one of yours? 78 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,620 Kidney, lung, or testicle. 79 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:48,180 If I've got an extra, your name is on it. Leave before I rip one of those out 80 00:04:48,180 --> 00:04:49,440 of your body. Okay, bye-bye. 81 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:55,000 Oh. When your mentor is also your patient, you take no chances. 82 00:04:55,320 --> 00:05:00,220 I need to assemble a team like the one I admired as a kid. It's doctoring time. 83 00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:02,150 Chief of medicine. 84 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:03,690 Chief of surgery. 85 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:07,910 Not chief of anything, but strong female doctor who's achieved a lot. 86 00:05:08,550 --> 00:05:09,550 Legendary nurse. 87 00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:10,730 Harmless pervert. 88 00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:11,850 Todd, 89 00:05:12,410 --> 00:05:13,750 did you cut the ass out of your costume? 90 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:19,110 Yeah, I'm going out tonight. My first instinct was it's just a side effect 91 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:19,969 from the antibiotic. 92 00:05:19,970 --> 00:05:22,170 Yeah, but look at Cox's numbers. If you're missing an infection, it could 93 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:25,090 get septic. But if it's a disease flare, that could lead to renal failure. 94 00:05:25,370 --> 00:05:28,650 I'm stopping the infusions until we figure this out. So we have to rerun all 95 00:05:28,650 --> 00:05:29,850 the tests? Yes, stat. 96 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,480 Look, we're doing that cool hospital thing where we talk real fast while 97 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,480 we're walking. 98 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:35,580 Surprise. 99 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:36,940 Is it a good surprise? 100 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:41,940 Sadly, no. You told me that Perry's treatment was working, and it turns out 101 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:43,560 that wasn't true. 102 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:48,600 Relax, Jordan. We have a plan. You still work here? I thought for sure you'd be 103 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:52,680 selling commercial real estate in Tucson while a jacuzzi salesman had his third 104 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,140 heart attack on top of you. 105 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,400 Damn! 106 00:05:55,930 --> 00:05:58,130 Also paging Dr. Beckett to labor and delivery. 107 00:05:58,530 --> 00:06:01,810 You know, this is probably my frustration talking, but I like when my 108 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:02,810 frustration talks. 109 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:08,230 You Timu docs have 24 hours to figure out what's going on with Perry or I'm 110 00:06:08,230 --> 00:06:12,730 moving him to a better hospital, which at this point includes the kill shelter 111 00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:13,730 next door. 112 00:06:16,830 --> 00:06:20,550 24 hours? It's going to take a lot longer to push all those tests through. 113 00:06:20,690 --> 00:06:22,510 Then we split up and each take a different department. 114 00:06:24,610 --> 00:06:26,930 Guys, it'll look way cooler if we all do it at the same time. 115 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:33,810 Dr. Reed, you got time for a quickie? A medical quickie. Uh-oh. What? I'm not 116 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:34,810 thinking about sex. 117 00:06:35,170 --> 00:06:38,970 Anyway, my patient, Mr. Talbot, is recovering from a bladder infection, but 118 00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:39,970 he also needs steroids. 119 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:43,570 I'm worried it could make his infection flare and he could become septic. And at 120 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,950 his age, he could die. 121 00:06:45,270 --> 00:06:48,490 Look, Tosh, it's not an easy call, but steroids might be worth the risk. 122 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:50,110 I trust you. You'll figure it out. 123 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:54,100 They'll figure it out. Just like my dad said when I got my first period and my 124 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,380 mom was out of town. Great. 125 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,720 Who are you talking to, Natasha? 126 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,280 Yeah, you look kind of crazy. 127 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:02,800 Sorry. I just mean you seem to still be doing the weird stuff that people didn't 128 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:03,980 like before. Amara, hand. 129 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:05,800 What? It's our new system. 130 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,580 Oh, I cannot see Sibby right now. 131 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:13,840 You too. You live together, right? Are you roommates roommates or roommates 132 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,400 like my aunts are roommates? 133 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:16,820 Oh, no. She's not my type. 134 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,060 Amara, hand. 135 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,620 Sorry. Okay, well. 136 00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:21,010 Couple's around here somewhere. 137 00:07:21,710 --> 00:07:22,710 I'm going to find him. 138 00:07:23,450 --> 00:07:26,590 Thank you. 139 00:07:26,790 --> 00:07:30,250 You really don't go science hippies for him? I don't want to be seen as one half 140 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:35,190 of Tosher or TikTok Doc. I want to prove myself as a serious doctor. 141 00:07:35,910 --> 00:07:37,110 Sorry. So sorry. 142 00:07:37,670 --> 00:07:38,670 You're Tosh. 143 00:07:39,130 --> 00:07:42,730 For the rest of us, it was time to get to work. I know neurology is very busy, 144 00:07:42,770 --> 00:07:44,210 so thank you for fast-tracking Dr. 145 00:07:44,410 --> 00:07:45,410 Cox's MRI. 146 00:07:45,610 --> 00:07:47,990 Some of us had to put our other problems aside. 147 00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:50,850 Close the door. 148 00:07:51,790 --> 00:07:55,390 Now I'll have to wait for my transitions to go back. I'm sorry. My old boss's 149 00:07:55,390 --> 00:07:58,370 wife is here and she unravels me in a very specific way. 150 00:07:58,690 --> 00:08:01,950 Actually reminds me a lot of my mom. She used to say things like, it's funny, we 151 00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:04,790 have the same bra size, but your back is way bigger. Is it? 152 00:08:05,810 --> 00:08:08,410 Look, I just need you to move Perry Cox's scans up your list, okay? 153 00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:11,670 But man, Dr. Cox's case was weighing on me. 154 00:08:11,990 --> 00:08:15,410 Luckily, there was one thing that got my mind off it. What if I took Charlie on a 155 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:19,610 road trip, just one night only, to see the house she was born in? What did I 156 00:08:19,610 --> 00:08:20,990 tell you? You'd be an extra. 157 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:24,270 Fine. What's the last romantic thing you did for Carla? 158 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:25,550 Who remembers? 159 00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:29,970 I know we got nice cars, two dishwashers, and a gazebo, though. J.D. 160 00:08:30,550 --> 00:08:31,610 A gazebo? 161 00:08:31,990 --> 00:08:35,030 Plus, I keep it tight. Not a lot of guys do that. Check out this ass. 162 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:41,070 This thing failed sixth grade science because it has no idea what gravity is. 163 00:08:41,190 --> 00:08:44,450 No one is arguing you're not a caked-up ebony god. You're like black Zeus. Zeus 164 00:08:44,450 --> 00:08:46,450 was black, just like Santa and Jesus. 165 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:52,110 But Carla's a goddess, and goddesses sometimes need, ooh, a professional 166 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:56,270 -level fireworks bonanza, partially insured. No fireworks. 167 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:58,050 You're gonna ruin this. 168 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:01,090 And I know you're looking at it. 169 00:09:01,390 --> 00:09:02,730 It's mesmerizing. 170 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,650 Look what I got you. 171 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:11,240 That special juice only the new mommies in the maternity ward get. You got the 172 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,240 good ice, too. 173 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,760 Wait a minute. 174 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,940 The patronizing voice, the fun treat. Why are you getting all nurse on me, 175 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,380 Carla? I'm not like one of your scared patients. 176 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:22,740 I know. 177 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:23,800 You're a doctor. 178 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,780 And you know exactly how much it's going to suck to go through the battery of 179 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:27,780 tests we have lined up. 180 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,040 I'll tell you what. 181 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:32,780 As long as there's no kidney biopsy on your list, you can go ahead and tear 182 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,640 into me like coyotes on a house cat. 183 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 You're in luck. 184 00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:38,170 No biopsy. Okay. 185 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:39,770 Okay, let's get going. 186 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:14,080 Hey, Mr. Talbot's family is asking me if you've made the decision on his 187 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,600 treatment. Steroids, yes or no? 188 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:16,880 I just need ten more minutes. 189 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,460 Girl, I am not the damn snooze button. Tell them yourself. 190 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:28,000 Wakey, wakey, pill to takey. Shh, he just fell asleep. 191 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:29,220 What pill? 192 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:34,840 Sopatum. You woke me up from a dead sleep to give me a sleeping pill. 193 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,680 But it's takey time. 194 00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:39,660 Oh, for the love of God. I'll take care of this, boo. 195 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:46,860 Um, gang, raise your hand if you don't want me to kick you in the crotch. 196 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:50,980 I just tucked. 197 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,340 I'll teach you later. Perry needs his rest. 198 00:10:54,600 --> 00:11:00,000 No one else goes in his room, or else I am going to go full messy on your junk. 199 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,260 Is he on sports? 200 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:04,260 Stripes. They're just doing their jobs. 201 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:05,880 Mistake. 202 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:18,320 Thank God she just got Elliot. I couldn't stand to lose you. 203 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:22,520 Hey, are you two the new couple? You don't have the phone for what we are. 204 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:35,240 I know you don't want to hear this, but the nephrologist texted you're going to 205 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,580 need that kidney biopsy. No, absolutely not, because unlike your new gal, I'm 206 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:41,960 not going to just lie here, let you do whatever you want, pretend to like it, 207 00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:45,980 then whisper, let's do it again, and watch you pray to whatever god you 208 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:48,500 believe in to get lightning to strike twice. 209 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,540 Perry, you know I don't want to put you through this, but if I'm missing 210 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:53,600 something, I will never forgive myself. 211 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,020 Carla, we'll buy soon to come get you, okay? 212 00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:57,550 I hated putting Dr. 213 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:01,370 Cox through this, but around here, we look after each other. Are you all 214 00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:03,290 right? I don't know what to do. 215 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:04,650 About Sibby's phone? 216 00:12:04,910 --> 00:12:06,110 Well, here's how I see it. 217 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,870 You think it'd be punk rock not to sign the forms, right? 218 00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:10,370 But you know what the man wouldn't see coming? 219 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,870 We sign those forms. 220 00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:14,490 We're blowing holes in their expectations. 221 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:17,070 We will sign on the X and initial where necessary. 222 00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:18,390 Big up, monogamy! 223 00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:21,850 That's gotta be offensive to someone. I just don't know who. 224 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,730 I'm talking about my patient. 225 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:27,740 Out of our entire intern class, I'm the only one who almost killed someone. 226 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,600 Now I can't make one decision. 227 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:33,420 If you want me to kill someone so you don't feel so alone, I'll do it. 228 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:35,200 Stop trying to make me feel better. 229 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,680 Babe, you think I do nice things for you, right? 230 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,220 How many times do I have to thank you for that gazebo? What the hell are you 231 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,720 even supposed to do in a gazebo? I don't know. I thought you knew. 232 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,139 Oh, yeah. 233 00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:51,140 Perry's gone. 234 00:12:51,150 --> 00:12:52,150 Not answering texts. 235 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:54,570 Okay, Jordan, I'll take care of it. What a relief. 236 00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:56,730 I'm a little tired. 237 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,290 Is my sarcasm coming through? 238 00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:00,490 Yeah, loud and clear. 239 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:01,810 You know what, though? 240 00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:05,750 This is actually my mistake for thinking we could count on you. 241 00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:08,130 I'll go find him. 242 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,090 I'll go with you. 243 00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:14,210 You know what, Jordan? 244 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:18,530 This whole acid-tongue, ball-busting devil woman thing's getting really 245 00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,640 tired. I'm not afraid of you anymore. 246 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,740 Because there's nothing scary about someone who torments people who are just 247 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:24,740 trying to do their jobs. 248 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:28,240 So if you want to find someone to blame for Perry not getting better, start with 249 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,420 yourself. Stay out of our way and let us help him. 250 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,240 Oh my God, I did it. 251 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:41,880 So much adrenaline. 252 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,140 I'm like one of those moms whose kid is stuck under a car. 253 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:48,680 I destroyed her. Did you just see that? 254 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,120 I couldn't look away. 255 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,520 In a hospital, things can flip in an instant. 256 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:59,740 I'd lost all my confidence when Dr. Cox took off, and Elliot had found hers. 257 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:04,320 Carla, I am still buzzing from verbally bitch-slapping Jordan, and I just told 258 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,220 Nico to move Cox to the top of his MRI list, or I'm going to stick my finger 259 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:10,020 toe so far up his poop where he's going to have to x-ray his own stomach to see 260 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:16,180 it. I feel sassy. Oh, I feel spicy. I think I can finally even roll my R's 261 00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:17,380 like a Latina. Elliot. 262 00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:20,710 You were warned about doing that when you were over-served at my niece's 263 00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:22,850 quinceanera. Cousin Ramon kept serving me rum. 264 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:26,530 I know you feel good about standing up to Jordan, but remember, she's not just 265 00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:27,530 Jordan. 266 00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:29,990 She's also a sick patient's very scared wife. 267 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,870 She's been mean to us our entire careers, and now just because her 268 00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:35,390 husband has a horrible illness and I yelled at her at her darkest hour, okay, 269 00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:36,710 I hear it, and now I'm gonna cry. 270 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,190 Don't cry. Don't cry. I got you. 271 00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:44,990 Wish you could swipe right past this day there, tick-tock-tock. Oh, great, it's 272 00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:45,990 you. 273 00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:48,490 When do I get to the part where I feel like I know what I'm doing? 274 00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:50,750 Never. Never? 275 00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:56,690 Look, right now, the three best, most experienced doctors in this whole place 276 00:14:56,690 --> 00:15:01,390 have tried and failed over and over to help me. They feel exactly as terrible 277 00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:05,030 as you do. Because you see, this whole self-doubt, if you're any good at this 278 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,710 job, it never goes away. 279 00:15:07,650 --> 00:15:11,650 So, you can either let that drive you to be a better doctor, 280 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:16,260 or you can let it drive you right the hell out of this place. And that's 281 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,660 really the only decision you have to make. 282 00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:19,780 Wow. 283 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:23,100 That's the first piece of real advice you've ever given me. You're welcome. 284 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,860 Go ahead and have yourself a terrific career there, Tiger. 285 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:28,580 He's in here! 286 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,620 Oh, come on! 287 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:35,060 I am so sorry about the way that I talked to you. 288 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,960 Why? It's the first time I've ever respected you. Fair. 289 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:42,070 Would it help if I sat over there and let you hurl insults at me? It would. 290 00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:44,110 Should we start with hair or body? 291 00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:47,710 Body? Trick question. We're going to do both. 292 00:15:47,970 --> 00:15:49,950 Even though it's blonde, I can see your mustache. 293 00:15:51,390 --> 00:15:52,910 Received. And thank you. 294 00:15:57,710 --> 00:16:00,070 You promised you wouldn't get old Dr. Cox on us. 295 00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:01,470 Dr. Cox, huh? 296 00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:08,000 Would he be hiding away with his keister exposed on what has to be the most 297 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,140 synthetic and unholy of upholstery? 298 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,560 Carla, I barely even know who that guy is anymore. 299 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:18,140 This is hard. 300 00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:20,160 I have to do what's best for him. 301 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:23,120 Look, Jordan, I can't tell you not to take Dr. Cox somewhere else. 302 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:27,120 But when you make a decision out of fear, it's usually the wrong one. No one 303 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,420 is going to care about Perry more than Turk and JD and I do. Look. 304 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:36,720 And I would never want Perry to know this, but I love him very much. 305 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,840 And if anything were to happen, I... You won't. 306 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:41,580 You promise? 307 00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:43,140 We got this. 308 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,640 I was the chief of medicine. 309 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:50,960 Nothing happened in this place unless I gave it the go-ahead. Nothing. 310 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:57,780 And now, people tell me when to eat, 311 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,800 when to pee. 312 00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:03,060 Went to sleep. 313 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:09,599 Nurses follow me into the bathroom and not in the fun way like back in the 80s. 314 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:18,000 I have no privacy, no control. The whole thing is so... Dehumanizing? 315 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:22,680 Yes. Yes, this sucks. It's something doctors don't even understand until 316 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:23,680 they're in that gown. 317 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,160 And that's why I had to treat you like a patient. 318 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:31,360 It wasn't to be demeaning. 319 00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:39,870 It's just I know how to get a patient through this If 320 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:42,290 you let me 321 00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:48,990 I 322 00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:55,150 Thought I had this all figured out with those infusions what am I getting wrong, 323 00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:59,250 but I'm just a caveman surgeon I don't make medical diagnoses, but I can 324 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:03,030 diagnose you When you care too much you do too much 325 00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:06,760 Look, what's the thing you would do if you just trusted your instincts? 326 00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:13,970 You don't need all those tests, okay? I'm going back to my first instinct in 327 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:16,510 keeping you on the treatment. I'll just switch out the prophylactic antibiotic 328 00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:20,310 that your kidney was responding poorly to. I'm thrilled you could use my body 329 00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:22,710 to get your groove back on there, Stella. Now listen carefully. 330 00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:29,250 I have no objectivity about any of this. I am a patient now, so I need you to 331 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:32,870 trust yourself because I trust you. Perry, that means so much to me. I'm not 332 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:34,330 finished. I trust you. 333 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:37,930 because I taught you everything that I know. So really, I'm just trusting 334 00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:42,050 myself, and you trusting you is actually you trusting me. Oh, my God. 335 00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:45,730 It's kind of like you shuffled our brains together, like a deck of man 336 00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:48,530 cards. Why couldn't you have taught him not to say crap like that? 337 00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:51,050 I can't hit kids anymore, so it's very hard to teach. 338 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,990 Oh, how beautiful. 339 00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:58,590 I've been stuck in this place for months and haven't been able to see the 340 00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:01,890 seasons. Not sure why that leaf looks like a penis. 341 00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:05,550 We all have a voice in our head that doubts us. 342 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:07,030 This is amazing. 343 00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:09,050 It's just fear. 344 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,370 You care about how everyone else sees you. 345 00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:16,150 But what about how I see you? 346 00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:18,490 You're as brilliant as you are beautiful. 347 00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:21,210 Calm down, Asher. I pushed the steroids. 348 00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:25,150 And I'm filled with self-doubt about every medical decision I've made today. 349 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:27,690 But not about you. 350 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,290 It's you two? 351 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,240 But you're brother and sister. 352 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:38,740 Although, I guess that is the ultimate taboo. 353 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,540 Sometimes we fear losing the way we see ourselves. 354 00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:57,300 And sometimes you finally face your demons only to realize there's someone 355 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,660 more afraid than you are. 356 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,780 It all boils down to feeling that you're not enough. 357 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,900 Did you do all this? No, I was just bringing you up here to look at the 358 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:10,820 stars. Well, whoever did it is the most thoughtful, romantic, sexiest man to 359 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:11,820 ever keep his ass tight. 360 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:14,980 Babe, I can't believe you did this for me. 361 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,680 Yo, I would have gone bigger. Wait for it. 362 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,440 Yo! 363 00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:22,980 Fireworks! 364 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,160 This is perfect. 365 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:28,060 Who would look at all those stars and still think the Earth is round? 366 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:34,210 I'm kidding. You totally got me. You're actually hot enough to be a flat 367 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:35,550 earther. I can get past it. 368 00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:36,970 Oh. 369 00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:39,410 Fireworks? Really? 370 00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:40,770 Harry needs to sleep. 371 00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:42,470 Wait for yourself, Stick. 372 00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:43,890 They've got foods. 373 00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:53,950 Can you go deeper? 374 00:20:54,210 --> 00:20:55,350 No, I'm giving you all I got. 375 00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:56,770 Do you want me to do you? 376 00:20:57,110 --> 00:20:59,590 Yeah, but be gentle. It's my first time receiving. 377 00:21:01,149 --> 00:21:02,149 Oh, yes. 378 00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:04,790 Okay, enough foreplay. 379 00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:06,050 Take off your pants. 380 00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:07,810 All right, I just have to do one thing real quick. 381 00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:10,310 Not tonight, boy. 382 00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:13,350 This one's special.